Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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