He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
