Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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