Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Randomize
