he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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