you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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