i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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