One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
