he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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