Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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