he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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