and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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