i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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