Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Randomize
