Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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