He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Randomize
