Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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