Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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