Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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