Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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