i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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