Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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