so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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