doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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