Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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