Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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