with your own penis?
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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