O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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