i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
