I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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