Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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