the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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