the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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