I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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