Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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