Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize