hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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