So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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