your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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