"it" just moved
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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