I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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