should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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