Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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