Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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