then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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