It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I can feel your judgement through the phone
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize