What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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