saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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