i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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