i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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