If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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