How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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