Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I want to make a zoo with you.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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