Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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