Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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