I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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